Merry Christmas Copypasta 2022 (2024)

1. Christmas Copypastas | TwitchQuotes

  • Christmas copypastas · Time is tickling · GIDDY UP SEXMAS · 🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! · Here 💦 c*ms 💦 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta).

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2. TSS#40 – Merry christmas! - Indiecator

  • Dec 23, 2019 · I don't celebrate christmas but that doesn't hinder me from wishing everyone a merry one and the best for the new year!

  • I don’t celebrate christmas but that doesn’t hinder me from wishing everyone a merry one and the best for the new year! It’s a bit early for that but I thought that it’s bet…

3. 9GAGCEO ❤️ Memecoin on X: "Hey guys I want to wish you all a Merry ...

  • Dec 25, 2023 · Hey guys I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas. Social media is full of copypasta holiday messages, that people don't even read and just ...

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5. MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it's... - Chain Texts

  • Dec 3, 2017 · MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it's finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa's about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight.

  • 🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s...

6. You are the best hockey team I've ever played with. - Nice Friends Wiki

  • Apr 21, 2023 · You are the best hockey team I've ever played with. is a copypasta frequently posted during holidays.

  • You are the best hockey team I've ever played with. is a copypasta frequently posted during holidays.

7. Christmas - CopypastaText

  • Every Christmas emoji chaintext and copypasta 2023 edition! Here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slu*tty ...

  • Every Christmas emoji chaintext and copypasta 2023 edition! Here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slu*tty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆co*ck🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

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9. hipinion.com • View topic - *THWACK*

  • by auspice » Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:10 am. SURPRISE! You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS co*ck MONSTER right in your face! *THWACK* There's just ONE rule.

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10. noella 👾 on X: "who wants to see the christmas copypasta i wrote" / X

  • who wants to see the christmas copypasta i wrote. 2:14 PM · Dec 25, 2023. ·. 1,176. Views.

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11. 🎁 Wrapped Gift Emoji - Emojipedia

  • Commonly used to represent gifts and presents on various holidays, celebrations, and special occasions. Samsung's design features a red ribbon tied around a ...

  • A present or gift in a box tied with a bow, as given on a birthday or Christmas. Box and ribbon color vary across platforms, but commonly depicted as a gold box...

12. Merry Christmas! Copypasta - Trollpasta Wiki

  • Feb 15, 2023 · Merry Christmas! A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly f*ckers out of the way first.

  • Merry Christmas! A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly f*ckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance this year, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every dumbass can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a f*cked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or f*ck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're f*cking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother f*cker! Merry Christmas my special friend. Don't f*ck it up. All the best for the new year!!

13. Christmas Emoji Copypasta - CopypastaText

  • ... Christmas!🌨☃ Copy. 🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it's finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa's about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight ...

  • The 2023 Christmas emoji chaintext copypasta to send to your friends and family! Here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦c*ms💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slu*tty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫

14. [Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back | TwitchQuotes

  • Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore.

  • Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded

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